Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf Tab uke di Rob Cantor

VERSE 1:

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You're walking in the woods 
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There's no one around and your phone is dead 
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Out of the corner of your eye you spot him: 
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Shia LaBeouf. 
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He's following you, about 30 feet back 
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He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint 
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He's gaining on you 
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Shia LaBeouf 
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You're looking for you car but you're all turned around 
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He's almost upon you now 
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and you can see there's blood on his face 
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My God, there's blood everywhere! 


Chorus:
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Running for you life (from Shia LaBeouf) 
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He's brandishing a knife (It's Shia LaBeouf) 
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Lurking in the shadows 
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Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf 
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Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf) 
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Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf) 
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Eating all the bodies 
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Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf 



VERSE 2:

Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him 
but you're hopelessly lost yourself 
Stranded with a murderer 
you creep silently through the underbrush 
Aha! In the distance 
A small cottage with a light on 
Hope! You move stealthily toward it 
but your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!
 
CHORUS 2:

Gnawing off your leg (Quiet, quiet) 
Limping to the cottage (Quiet, quiet) 
Now you're on the doorstep 
Sitting inside: Shia LaBeouf 
Sharpening an axe (Shia LaBeouf) 
But he doesn't hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf) 
You're sneaking up behind him 
Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf 
Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf 
Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf 
Stab him in his kidney 
Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf 

VERSE 3:

You limp into the dark woods 
blood oozing from your stump leg 
But you have won; you have beaten 
Shia LaBeouf