Xanny Bar Tab uke di Porches

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       C       C/B              Am                     Fmaj7
I couldn't help from noticing you across the bar
C      C/B    C/A#               Fmaj7    G
hello I'm Ronnie, and I'm falling apart
             F            C
do ya want me bad?
      C C/B Fmaj7
like I want you?


                          C     C/B     Am                     Fmaj7
you said, "I'm Edith and I've always been a mess"
         C        C/B        C/A#      Fmaj7    G
well nice to meet you maybe we'll undress
                         F          C
but we could just lie down
         C        C/B        Fmaj7
we both could use the rest


        Am   G
so I hold on
   Am  G
I hold on
        C  C/B C/A# F
to a dim lit cigarette
            G         C
and I take a deep breath
              Fmaj7         G
'cause I know you can't
Fmaj7           G
I know you can't


                  C             C/B    Am                  Fmaj7
I felt a greatness when I laid within your grassy realm 
          C      C/B    C/A#              Fmaj7          G
crawled across the floor to a patched up helm 
            F            C
your hips the balmy swell 
    C C/B Fmaj7
in porno hell 

                    C            C/B           Am                 Fmaj7
and I said "hey would you wanna join the loner metal band" 
                           C      C/B   C/A#     Fmaj7   G
and you said "maybe we could just hold hands" 
                             F                           C
well if thats the only place they'd land 
      C      C/B Fmaj7
i'd die a happy boy



        Am   G
so I hold on
   Am  G
I hold on
        C  C/B C/A# F
to a dim lit cigarette
            G         C
and I take a deep breath
              Fmaj7         G
'cause I know you can't
Fmaj7           G
I know you can't


C      C/B   C/A#   F
uh-huh...

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