Blue American Tab uke di Placebo

hit 3 times then 1 fast hit(maybe up)

E5 C5 E5 C5(hit one time, then start to sing)
             E5            C5
I wrote this novel just for you
          E5                  C5         
It sounds pretentious but it's true
             E5            C5
I wrote this novel just for you
                E5                     C5
That's why it's vulgar, That's why it's blue
      B5         C5
And I say, thank you
      B5         C5(hit one time)
And I say, thank you

             E5            C5
I wrote this novel just for Mom
            E5                C5
For all the mommy things she's done
             E5                C5       
For all the times she showed me wrong
            E5                 C5
For all the time she sang god's song
      B5            C5
And I say thank you Mom
B5       C5
   Hello Mom
B5           C5
   Thank you Mom
 B5    C5(hit one time)
    Hi Mom
         E5              C5
I read a book about Uncle Tom
                E5           C5
Where a whitey bastard made a bomb
        E5              C5
But now Ebonics rule our song
            E5            C5
Those motherfuckers got it wrong
      B5               C5
And I ask Who is uncle Tom?
      B5               C5
          Who is uncle Tom?
      B5               C5
          Who is uncle Tom?
      B5      C5(hit one time)
          You are

         E5            C5
I read a book about the self
              E5           C5
Said I should get expensive help
          E5               C5
Go fix my head, Create some wealth
          E5          C5
Put my neurosis on the shelf
B5                        C5
   But I don't care for myself
B5                    C5
   I don't care for myself
B5                    C5
   I don't care for myself
B5         C5(hit one time)
   I don't care

             E5            C5
I wrote this novel just for you
       E5                   C5
I'm so pretentious, yes it's true
             E5            C5
I wrote this novel just for you
         Bb5(hit one time, stop playing)
Just for you, Just for you