But It's Better If You Do Tab uke di Panic! At The Disco

Am                                         F                                
Now I'm of consenting age to be forgetting you in a cabaret.
Am.                                                                                      Dm.                                 F
Somewhere downtown where a burlesque queen may even ask my name
Am.                                                 F
As she sheds her skin on stage
                                                        Dm.                                         Am
I'm seated and sweating to a dance song on the club's P.A.
Am.                                   F
The strip joint veteran sits two away
Am.                                                                                      F.                Am.     Dm
Smirking between dignified sips of his dignified peach and lime daiquiri
  
Am.                                   F
And isn't this exactly where you'd like me
      Am.                                                 F
I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know
Am.                     F.                         C.     Dm
Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety
Am.                                  F
Oh, isn't this exactly where you'd like me
       Am.                                                F
I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know.   
Am.                      F.                        C.      Dm
Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety


---palm mute---
But, but I'm afraid that I
Well, I may have faked it
And I wouldn't be caught dead in this place

Am.                               F
Well, I'm afraid that  I 
                                 Am.      
Well, that's right, well I may have faked it
F.                         C.                  Dm
And I wouldn't be caught dead in this place

Am                                    F
And isn't this exactly where you'd like me
       Am.                                                F
I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know
Am.                      F.                         C.     Dm
Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety
Am.                                  F
Oh, isn't this exactly where you'd like me
       Am.                                                F
I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know
Am.                       F.                       C.      Dm
Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety

Am.   Am.     F.      F.     C.    C.   Dm.    Dm.   G       

Am.                              F
Well, I'm afraid that I
Am
Well, I may have faked it
F                                C.            Dm
And I wouldn't be caught dead in this place

Am.                              F
Well, I'm afraid that I
                                 Am
Well, that's right, well I may have faked it
F.                         C.                 Dm
And I wouldn't be caught dead in this place

Am.                                  F
And isn't this exactly where you'd like me
       Am.                                              F
I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know
Am.                       F.                        C.     Dm 
Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety
Am.                                 F
Oh, isn't this exactly where you'd like me
       Am.                                              F
I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know
Am.                        F.                       C.     Dm
Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety

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Am.                               F
Praying for love and paying in naivety
Am.              F.               Dm.          C
Praying for love and paying in naivety, oh