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B
We were writing this album
   Em
My manager called and said we need a hit
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He said "Your music′s not current enough for the kids so write a death metal song"
              B
We said "Heck yeah you got it!"
B
So I got out my beach ball
     Em
My Hawaiian shirt with little coconuts on the sleeves
    C#m                              B
And wrote this brutal jam while the tall palm trees
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Began to sway gently in the island breeze

E                B
Death metal, the metal of death
       G#m                         A
Better drink that margarita before your last breath
E                           B
The taste of Satan from our rock armada
     F#
An umbrella of evil in your piña colada
E            B
Death metal, put on your leis
        G#m                          A
Surfin' waves as your rotting mortal soul decays
    E                          B
Lay back in the sand and drift slowly away
      C#                                 F#
And renounce your God′s existence at the seafood buffet

B
Our manager called us back and said
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"Hey guys, its your manager Brent. This definitely isn't death metal."

"It sounds more like Jimmy Buffet"
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We laughed at the way he's always joking around
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And then we tuned our ukuleles to get that dark sound

B
We were in the metal festival that night
   Em
To play with some bands, it was such a great list
     C#m                B
Like Demigod Slut and Chasm of Filth
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And Maggot Desecration and Graves of Piss
B
STEEL DRUM SOLO!
Em
DEFILE ME WITH THAT SAX!
C#m
Easy on those coconut shrimp, Jerry

B C#m B

E                B
Death metal, the metal of death
        G#m                          A
Tanning lotion on corpse, he needs a high SPF
        E                             B
Playing frisbee all day, you′ll be running like a cheetah
F#
Sacrificing goats with a sweet señorita
E            B
Death metal, choke on our scum
           G#m                          A
Thanks for joining us today for all our tropical fun
E                       B
I have to say this vile concert went well
    C#                             F#
Now suck this music tribute to our dark lord in hell



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