I Never Harmed An Onion Tab uke di Muppets

[Intro]
D, B, Em, A7 x2

D           B              Em                A7
You may not know this, but I'm really a very sentimental dog.
D           Em7                  A7 D               E7
I cry easily. Onions, for instance, always make me cry.

D
I'll admit I split bananas,
E                                Em   A
Take Easter eggs and make them dye.
A7
But I never harmed an onion
                             D
So why should they make me cry?

D
Once I saw a salad dressing.
G                         Em
My face got radish, my oh my.
A7
But I never harmed an onion
                             D
So why should they make me cry?

G
Potatoes I've mashed, and berries I've crushed,
D                       G              D
I've made an artichoke, and that's not all.
G
I've also whipped cream, and beaten an egg.
E7                    A7
Yes, I've even made a melon ball.

D
Of all the things above, I'm guilty.
Em
If punished I would know just why.
A7
But I never harmed an onion
B7
So why should they make me cry?
A7                         D
Oh why should they make me cry?