Fat Funny Friend Tab uke di Maddie Zahm

Schemi di pennata: ddudu

C           F
I break the ice,
                      Am
So they donʼt seem my size
                 F
And I have to be nice
               Am         C
Or Iʼll be the next punch line
 
F
Iʼm just the best friend in hollywood movies,
    Am                C
Who only exists to continue the story
    F
The girl gets the guy while Iʼm standing offscreen
        Am                              C
So Iʼll wait for my cue to be comedic relief

Chorus:
    F
    Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busy
       Am                           C
    If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me?
    F
    Can’t be too proud and can’t think I’m pretty
            Am                      C
    Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly?

           F
I say Iʼm okay
                    Am       C
Cause they wouldnʼt care anyway
                   F
And I could try to explain
                   Am                 C
But my effortʼs in vein, they canʼt relate to how
 
     F
I’ve drawn out in sharpie where I’d take the scissors
   Am                            C
If that’s what it took for me to look in the mirror
     F
I’ve done every diet to make me look thinner
   Am                     C
So why do I still feel so goddammn inferior

Chorus:
    F
    Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busy
       Am                           C
    If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me?
    F
    Can’t be too proud and can’t think I’m pretty
            Am                      C
    Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly?

Post-Chorus:
                F         C
    Life of the fat funny friend
                Am        C
    Life of the fat funny friend

     F
Itʼs funny when I think a guy likes me
         Am                         C
And itʼs funny when Iʼm the one who says letʼs go to eat
     F
Itʼs funny when Iʼm asked to go out on halloween
 Am                           C
Dresses and thigh highs while I hide my body

Chorus:
    F
    Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busy
       Am                           C
    If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna miss me?
     
    F
    Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busy
       Am                           C
    If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me?
    F
    Can’t be too proud and can’t think I’m pretty
            Am                      C
    Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly?

Post-Chorus:
                F         C
    Life of the fat funny friend
                Am        C
    Life of the fat funny friend
                F         C
    Life of the fat funny friend
                Am        C
    Life of the fat funny friend

Outro:
         F                                           C
    I’ve drawn out in sharpie where I’d take the scissors