I Crush Everything Tab uke di Jonathan Coulton

D        Em7 D          Em7  
x xxx below, xxx xxxxx above
D                       Em7              D            Em7
xx the xxxxxx xxxxx ships xxxx xxxx been xxxxxxxx of
        G              A7
xxx I'd xxxx xx xxxx beside xxx
        G             A7
xxxxxxx dizzy xx xxxx wake
        G               A7
xxxxxxx close xxxxxx to xxxxx xxx
        G               A7           D
xxxxxxx brave xxxxxx to xxxx xxx xxxx my xxxx
              Cadd9           G
xxx xxxxx you xxxx xx xx xxxx me


G     D        Em7      A7 D Dsus4 D Dsus2
xxx x can't xx that xxxxx anymore
G       D      Em7           Bsus2 Bm
x xxxxx be xxx thing x xxx before
G     D    Em7    A7   D
xxxxx I xx better xxx alone
        G       A7             G       A7
xxxxxxx I crush everything and x crush xxxxxxxxxx
    G       A7   D
and x crush xxxxxxxxxx


D          Em7    D               Em7
xx body's xxxxxx, but xx xxxx is xxxx
D               Em7        D         Em7
xxx xxxxxx xxxx arms, xxx I xxxx xx beak
        G                A7
xxx the xxxxxxxx xxx all xxxxxxx
          G              A7
xxxx xxxx nice xxxxxx at xxxxx
            G               A7
xxx xxxx pretend xx xx xxxx friend
           G               A7                  D
xxxxx xxxx see xxx xx xxxx worst xxx xxxx xxxx leave xxx
          Cadd9          G
xxxxxxx a xxxx xxxx xxxx away


G     D        Em7      A7 D Dsus4 D Dsus2
 xx x can't xx that xxxxx anymore
G     D/F#   Em7           Bsus2 Bm
x xxxxx be xxx thing x xxx before
G     D    Em7    A7   D
xxxxx I xx better xxx alone
        G       A7             G       A7
xxxxxxx I crush everything and x crush xxxxxxxxxx
    G       A7   Bm
and x crush xxxxxxxxxx


          Bm      F#m    Em  G
xxx xxxxx thing x want x take
          Bm      F#m    Em   G
xxx xxxxx thing x love x break
          Bm      F#m  Em  G
xxx xxxxx night x lie xxxxx



D                   Em7  D                   Em7
xxx xxx xxxxx xxxx out xxx xxx xxxxx xxxx round
D                    Em7                          Em7
xxxx xx xxxxxx xxxx much xxxx xxxxxx xxx xxxxx xxxx
       G                  A7
xx the xxxxx xxxx xxxxxxx down
        G            A7
xxxx my xxxxx xxxxxx eye
      G               A7
x can xxx the xxxxx unfolding
           G                 A7         D
xxxxxxxxxx white xxxxxxx the xxx and x forgive xxxx
     Cadd9          G
x forgive xxx x let xx

Chorus 3
G       D        Em7        A7   D Dsus4 D Dsus2
xxxxx x can't xx that xxxxx anymore
G       D      Em7           Bsus2 Bm
x xxxxx be xxx thing x xxx before
G     D/F# Em7    A7   D
xxxxx I xx better xxx alone
        G       A7             G       A7
xxxxxxx I crush everything and x crush xxxxxxxxxx
    G       A7   D
and x crush xxxxxxxxxx


D        Em7 D          Em7
x xxx below, xxx xxxxx above
D                    Em7            D            
xx the xxxxxx xxxxx ships xxxx x am xxxxxxxx xx