Blue– Heathers The Musical Tab uke di Heathers

Heyyyyy, 'Ronica.

[ E7 A ] [ C#/C#7 F#m E7 A ] x2

A C#7 F#m
You make my balls so blue.
D
You hurt them badly.
A C#7 F#m
You make my balls so blue.
D
They're hangin' sadly.
A C#7 F#m B7
What did they do to you that you hate them so?

Don't run from me
E7
They're all beat up like a tackling dummy!
A C#7 F#m
They long for your embrace!
D
They're warm like mittens!
A C#7 F#m
They'll curl up on your face
D
and purr like kittens!
A C#7 F#m
You make my balls so blue!
B7
Just look at them glow...
E7
We're beggin' you!
                                      A
Don't make my balls so blue.

[A C#7 F#m] 

D
Oh no, oh no no no!

[A C#7 F#m] 

D
Oh no, oh no no no!

A C#7 F#m
You make my balls so blue,
B7
so please say hello!

Hold 'em!

Enfold 'em,
E7
and never let go!
D
Once you were geeky and nerdy,
B7
but they knew you're dirty.
A
You've set them on fire,
F#m B7
Whatever you require they'll do!
E7 F7
So take 'em home to meet your parents!
Bb D7 Gm
They'll wear a suit and tie,
Eb
and a fancy collar!
Bb D7 Gm
They'll sing a lullaby:
Eb
La la la la la!
Bb D7 Gm
Please make these balls not blue,
C7
Just for a while!

Can't wait till later,
F7
my pants are rubbin'

like a hot cheese grater!


[Eb C7 F7] 

Eb
They will protect you.

Defend you.
C7
Respect you.

Befriend you
F7
Like Winnie-the-Pooh!
F#7
(Winnie-the-Pooh!) Baby baby baby they're so blue!
B Eb7 E
My balls will work for you.

They will obey ya!
B Eb7 E
They really need rescue!

Like Princess Leia!
B Eb7 E
Baby, you gots to come through.
Teach them to smile!
You got no clue how much
these two depend on you
F#7
Please help them through!
C# F7 F#
My balls are in your court!

Yeah!

You make my balls so blue!

C# F7

 F#
You make my balls so blue!

C# F7 

F#
You make my balls so blue!
C# F7 F#
You shake them, you quake them, you break --

You make my balls so blue!
C# F7 F#
Lookit! Lookit!
Lookit! Lookit!

You make my balls so blue!
C# F7 F#
Please make their dreams come true, 

and make these balls not blue!