Fucking Married Tab uke di Harriette

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INTRO:
G B Am C G
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VERSE 1:
  B            Am    C G
my ex just got married
     B          Am  C  G
so I put myself on ice
      B                  Am   C  G
and I know that I stopped caring
      B                    Am   C  G
but I don't think that sounds nice

PRE-CHORUS:
G            B
and it's too bad
             Am
that i'm not sad
         C             G
i'm dead inside but at least I'm 
B           Am     C
not fucking married

CHORUS:
G             B          Am
'cause I'm so cute, I'm 22
             C               G
and i've got so much left to do
            B             Am
you turned 23, got that degree
            C                G
get out the door, get on that knee
B                Am     C
and get fucking married

VERSE 2:
G            B               Am
and it don't hurt to make it work
            C                G
but I'm not you and it's not June
B                Am     C 
so I'm good with waiting
G          B            Am
did virgin mary make it scary?
           C                 G
was it too hard to last till 40?
            B             Am
jehovah's witness in your business
         C                G
it's not you it's all the tension
B              Am      C
to get fucking married

PRE-CHORUS:
G              B  
I wish you the best
                     Am
but that sounds like shit
           C                 G
and I'm so glad that I'm not it

2X CHORUS: 
G             B          Am
'cause I'm so cute, I'm 22
             C               G
and i've got so much left to do
            B             Am
you turned 23, got that degree
            C                G
get out the door, get on that knee
B                Am     C
and get fucking married

2X OUTRO:
  G    B      Am
I say amen to you
  C                             G
I guess it's what a man's gotta do
   B                             Am    C
(I guess it's what a man's gotta do)
G    B         Am
here comes the bride
C                        G
heaven's looking forward to you
 B                        Am     C
(heaven's looking forward to you)

(fade out)