A Kiss Is Not A Contract Tab uke di Flight Of The Conchords

G               C                  D
A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice

Mmmmm, very nice
G                          C
Just because you've been exploring my mouth
        D
Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south, no


G               C                  D
A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice

It's very, very nice
G                       C
Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
        D
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal that's in my jockeys


Em                               D        
Oh just because I'm in a two man novelty band
                            C
Doesn't mean it's all about poontang
                        B7
I can't go round loving everyone
                    A             Em 
I just wouldn't get anything done

Em                                       D        
You can take me out to dinner that might be quite nice
                                    C
you could buy me a burrito and some beans and rice
                                  B7
but that won't get you into pants paradise
     A           
They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven oh oh


G               C                  D
A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice

It's very, very nice

G            C    D
I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby
G              C    D
We're only two men, ladies,
                G   C   D  G
Oh pretty babies