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Hey girl
   I got somethin' real important to give you
   So just sit down and listen

   Dm7                        E7             Am
   Girl you know we've been together such a long long time
   (Such a long time)
   Dm7             E7         Am
       And now I'm ready   to lay it on the line
   Dm7                E7               Am
   Wow, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
   (Open wide)
   Dm7            E7                           Am
   Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
   (What's on my mind)

Dm7            E7
   A gift real special,
      Am
   So take off the top
                 Dm7
   take a look inside
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   It's my dick in a box
   (It's in a box)

   Dm7                 E7
   Not gonna get you a diamond ring
   Am
   That sort of gift don't mean anything
   Dm7                 E7
   Not gonna get you a fancy car
   Am
   Girl, ya gotta know you're my shinin' star

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   Not gonna get you a house in the hills
     Am
   A girl like you needs somethin' real
   Dm7                     E7
   Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
   Am
   Somethin' special girl

                     Dm7 (let ring)
   It's my dick in a box
E7              Am   
   My dick in a box babe
                     Dm
   It's my dick in a box
E7                   Am
   Ooh, my dick in a box girl

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   See I'm wise enough to know
                     Am
   When a gift needs givin', and I got just the one
Dm7              E7                            Am
   Somethin' to show ya that you are second to none

              Dm7                   E7
   To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
        Am
   It's easy to do just follow these steps:
    
  (Dm7)    E7
   1, cut a hole in a box
   Am
   2, put your junk in that box
  (Dm7)        E7
   3, make her open the box
   Am
   And that's the way you do it

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   It's my dick in a box
                Am
   My dick in a box babe
                     Dm7
   It's my dick in a box
     E7              Am
   Ooh, my dick in a box girl

   (Dm7)      (E7)
   Christmas, dick in a box
   (Am)
   Hanukkah, dick in a box
   (Dm7)      (E7)
   Kwanzaa, a dick in a box
   Am
   Every single holiday a dick in a box

   Dm7                            E7
   Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
   Am
   Mid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
   Dm7                E7               Am
   Backstage at the CMA's, a dick in a box, yeah yeah yeah

   (Outro)   
   My dick in a box
   My dick in a box
   My dick in a box