Christmas Is Going To The Dogs Tab uke di Eels

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C
Get off your sled and go to bed
               G
Don't you ever tire?

Throw a bone, I'm finally home
                 C
Curled up by the fire
                                                G                             
Snow is falling from the sky like ashes from an urn
                        
Sweet dreams, my little one
F   E    D  C
Now it's my turn

      G                         C
Well, Christmas is going to the dogs
     G                               C
We'd rather have chew toys than Yule logs
    G                                     C
And things aren't looking very good, it's true
   F             D    E   C 
So I'll just lay here and chew

Now, when I sleep I like to dream
Of rabbits in the snow
Jumping right into my jaws
From their rabbit hole
Take one home and set him down right next to you shoes
Wake up to a big surprise
My gift to you

And Christmas is going to the dogs
We'd rather have chew toys than Yule logs
And things aren't looking very good, it's true
So I'll just lay here and chew

And Christmas is going to the dogs
We're scarfing down the turkey and egg nog
And things aren't looking very good, it's true
So I'll just lay here and chew
So I'll just stay here and chew...