The Flat's A Mess Tab uke di Doddleoddle

C

C
I might forget to wash my cup
                            G7
I might forget to hang your wet clothes up
    Dm       G7       E7     Am
The flat's a mess and so are we
     F      G7       -chuck-           C
But you and me are as good as we can be

C
I might have eaten all your cheese
                           G7
That's okay but, could you buy more please?
    Dm       G7       E7     Am
The flat's a mess and so are we
     F      G7       -chuck-           C
But you and me are as good as we can be

C
I might have accidentally stretched your top
                             G7
I might have- wait, the new one I just bought?
    Dm       G7       E7     Am
The flat's a mess and so are we
     F      G7       -chuck-           C
But you and me are as good as we can be

C
I borrowed your toothbrush the other day
                               G7
Wait, what the heck that's disgusting!
    Dm       G7       E7     Am
The flat's a mess and so are we
     F      G7       -chuck-           C
But you and me are as good as we can be

C
I put a cactus in your bed
  G7
...
    Dm       G7       E7     Am
The flat's a mess and so are we
     F      G7       -chuck-           C
But you and me are as good as we can be

C G7 Dm G7 E7 Am F G7 -chuck- C

C
I might forget to wipe my feet
                                             G7-
I put spiders in your bed and replaced your shampoo with mayonnaise
and unpaired all your socks and drew on your toys and vandalised
your room and put beans in your shoes and ruined your dress...
...you dont wanna know how

    Dm       G7       E7     Am
The flat's a mess and so are we
     F      G7       -chuck-           C-
But you and me are as good as we can be