Sensitive Song Tab uke di Deven May

[Intro]
 
B E
 
[Verse 1]
 
B
   She smells like rain
B
   And she tastes like champagne
Abm      B             E
   She's got a special smile that
        B                    F#
   Makes her intentions plain
   B
   She makes me ache
                E            F#
   With all the love that we make
A      E        F#m          D F#
   She makes me dream wide awake
 
[Chorus 1]
 
                      Db
   And that's why I'm dumping you, bitch
   F#                     Bb  F#
   That's why I'm out the door
                  Db
   She's a perfect angel
            F#
   You're a skanky, skanky whore
   B       E               Db
   Skanky, skanky, skanky, skanky whore
 
[Verse 2]
 
    F#
   She's not annoyed
                E       F#
   When I can't stay employed
       B
   She never calls me pervert when I
   E              F#
   Want to take a polaroid
   She's a sex machine
             E               F#
   Yeah. She just turned eighteen
       A           F#m        D
   And she buys me methemphetamines
 
[Chorus 2]
 
       F#                     Db
   And that's why I'm dumping you, beeyatch
   F#                      Bbm
   That's why I'm out the door
   Ebm                   Db
   Go on and throw that toaster
                 F#
   'Cause you're still a skanky whore
                   Db
   Skanky, skanky, skanky, skanky whore
 
[Bridge]
 
            E                 F#
   Well you skank them at the truck stops
       F#
   And at the tattoo shops
          E                   F#
   And it don't make you an actress
          B
   Just because you've been on 'Cops'
       E                 Eb
   And sure you finished college
        Ebm              Bb
   Well whoop-de-fucking-doo
      Dbm
   If I blew all my teachers
            E        F#
   I'd have finished college too
F#
   Oh
 
[Chorus 3]
 
       D
   And that's why I'm dumping you, bizatch
   F#m                    B
   That's why I'm out the door
       Em               F#m
   I'm sorry she's your sister
              G              Ab Abm
   But you're still a skanky whore
G        Em           F#m
   She's a little bit skanky too
   F#                     Bm F#m E
   But you're a whole lot more
  D    C           G
   You creepy, cranky,
  F#m        E    D Abm
   Stinky, stanky
G  Em      D    Am Abm
   Skanky, skanky
 
[Outro]
 
   D Gm
   Whore
A      G D
   You whore
A  D      Bbm
   Whore