Dick In My Nightstand Tab uke di Dana Hays

[Intro]
 
G
 
[Verse 1]
 
G
Where does the time go?
             D/F#
Thanks for the nachos and 
two-for-one tacos
          Am7
Good thing tequila does what it 
does
               C
I didn't catch feelings but I 
caught a buzz
G                            
Yeah, I see you talking, I'm 
        D/F#
over here smiling
                             
'Cause I'm fantasizing about 
         Am7
riding my Chevy off into the 
sun
                C
As soon as this bowl of 
guacamole is gone
B             Am7               
'Cause there's something better 
             G/C    C
waiting at home
 
 



 
[Chorus]
 
                  G
I got a dick in my nightstand
                D/F7
I can use with my left hand
        Am7
When I'm alone it always treats 
me right
         C
Never too tired on a Friday 
night
                      G         
                    D/F7
Some girls just want a good man 
with a good job and a good plan
      Am7                       
Picket fence with a little white
G/B                       C
 house on a hill with some nice 
land
                           
But me, I got a dick in my 
G
nightstand, ooh yeah
 
 
[Verse 2]
 
                                
  D/F7
All of my friends think that I 
need affection
 
But I found perfection
          Am7
It doesn't talk when I'm trying 
to read
          C
It doesn't poke me when I'm 
trying to sleep
 
 
 
[Chorus]
 
                   G
I got a dick in my nightstand
               D/F7
I can use with my left hand
        Am7                     
When I'm alone it always treats 
    Am
me right
          C
Never too tired on a Friday 
night
                      G         
                    D/F7
Some girls just want a good man 
with a good job and a good plan
      Am7                      
Picket fence with a little white
G/B                        C
 house on a hill with some nice 
land
                           
But me? I got a dick in my 
G
nightstand
 
 
[Bridge]
 
        Am7
Yeah, It doesn't get mad at me
                   D
When I wanna watch Grey's 
Anatomy
        Am7
It won't piss on the toilet seat
   C
Or drag me to an Applebee's
 
 
 
[Chorus]
 
                  G
I got a dick in my nightstand
                D/F7
I can use with my left hand
        Am7                     
When I'm alone it always treats 
  G/B
me right
         C
Never too tired on a Friday 
night
                      G         
                    D/F7
Some girls just want a good man 
with a good job and a good plan
      Am7                       
Picket fence with a little white
 G/B                      C
 house on a hill with some nice 
land
 
 
 
[Outro]
 
                               
Oh, but me, I got a dick in my 
G
nightstand
 
You know I do
                               
D/F7
I see you talking, I'm over here
 smiling
                             
'Cause I'm fantasizing about 
         Am7
riding my Chevy off into the 
sun
               F        
As soon as this bowl of 
              C
guacamole is gone
G
Dammit, the batteries are dead