Feigish Tab uke di Claybae

F        Dm              
feeeeeiiiiga

            C            F
you're so pretty i could die

      Dm                Am
and i told you that i'd make it 

        Dm                    Dm7
to the end of the world for ya

F         Dm
feeeeeeeeeeiga

            C          F
you're as pretty as an angel

          F             G 
and i promised that i'd love ya

      A#             C    C7   A7
until we'd be getting oldeeeeee-r

F          Dm
feiiiiiiiiiiiiga

      C            F
i really want to love you

         A#
but you look at me
 
                  C     E7
and tell me i am wroooooong

E7
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F          A7
i really tried

A            (one finger on fifth fret of a string)
i really tried!

x2

Am           Dm
there was a guy

        G            C
that i met at the bar last night

A               Dm
he was pretty chill

       G            C
and i gave him my number too

  Dm
i kind of regret it

  Dm
i probably shouldn't let it

  Cm
happen, but it happened

  Cm
i really wanna kiss him

  Em7
and i really wish it didnt

           Dm7 G
  but it happened

strum g over and over



A|-2-2-2-2---------2-2-2-2------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------|
C|----------------------------------------|
G|---------2-2-2-2---------2-2-2-2----------------|

Cmaj7 Am Cmaj7 Am Cmaj7 over and over

Cmaj7 Am   x4
Feiga Feiga

Dm7         G7
Feiga I had told you

         C7                  A7
That it wasn't the best of times

      Dm7         G7
You offered me a movie

          C7                    A7
and I'd thought it was out of pity

     Dm7            G7
You really fucking liked me then

     C7              A7
and i thought i did too

    Dm7           G7
You promised me a hug back then

     C7                   A7
So i expected one through and through

    Dm7           G7
You had really forgotten me

     C7              A7
But now you just remembered me


strum dm7

Dm7 - Am x4

strum Am

Fm
you're a sweetheart feiga

    Dm
and i really fucking love ya

    Fm
as a friend of course bud

            Dm
but anyway you should give me a hug

7 strums for Dm

        C
anyway fuck you dude

A#
you are a chipmunk from alvin nd the chipmunks

             C
you absolute granny sniffer

      A#
youre such a cockalorum

          C
a fucking snollygoster

F               A#
i hate you, you lickspittle

         C
youre a ninnyhammer

             Cm
you goddamned hobbledehoy

         F        G       C             F      G
youre a virigijn vrigin virgin you're avirgin virgin

C            Gm
vIIIRGIIIIN VIRGIN 

              F
you dont know pemdas

              Dm    G7
you asked for dirty raccoon

              Dm    G7
and i called you a buffoon

Dm                      A7
your legal guardian your legal guardian !grr!

    Dm
you smell like a metal spoon

             G    
ill make you CRY A MONSOON!!!

              Dm      
your emotions fly like a typhoon!!!!

                                   G
stick you in the heart with my HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR.... 

F
POON!

stinger: 8 fret a string