500 Channels Tab uke di Choking Victim

Intro
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Verse 1
B                  F#    
 500 channels of a day-dream stimulation
G#m                            E
helps me to resent my life and raise my expectations.
B                         F#
Locked into re-runs, your memories repeating,
    G#m                  E
and all your ideals seem so self defeating.
B                       F#
 For you and yours, the pepsi generation,
    G#m                         E
and when you're discontent, you change the T.V. station,
    B                           F#
And when you hate your life, no qualtities redeeming,
  G#m                              E
a million brainwashed zombies will always be heard screaming...


Chorus
B               F#
 And when there is no hope,
G#m               E                      B
 "I'll smoke some crack, I'll shoot some dope!"
               F#
When theres no enemies,
G#m         E             B
 "I sit and stare at my T.V.
          F#
and in my ignorance,
G#m         E             B     F#    G#m    E
  I'll be a slave and sycophant!"

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E|-7-7-7-6-7-9   -7-7-7-4-4-4-6-6-6-7-7/9-|
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G|-4-4-4-3-4-6   -4-4-4-1-1-1-3-3-3-4-4/6-|


Verse 2
B                         F#
 And in a perfect world devoid of all temptations,
    G#m                   E
the good leftover crizack could unite the nations.
    B                        F#
But now the war machines are mapping our destructions
     G#m                         E
with poisons over flowing in the chemical seductions.


Chorus
B               F#
 And when there is no hope,
G#m               E                      B
 "I'll smoke some crack, I'll shoot some dope!"
               F#
When theres no enemies,
G#m         E             B
 "I sit and stare at my T.V.
          F#
and in my ignorance,
G#m         E             B     F#    G#m    E
  I'll be a slave and sycophant!"


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E|-7-7-7-6-7-9    -6-6-6-7-7-7-11-11-11-7-7-7    -7--|
C|-6-6-6-5-6-8 x4 -3-3-3-4-4-4-8--8--8--4-4-4 x2 -6--|
G|-4-4-4-3-4-6    -3-3-3-4-4-4-8--8--8--4-4-4    -4--|

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E|-77--77--77--77-- 7----667777777766777777776677446677/9-|
C|-66--66--66--66-- 6x16-556666666655666666665566113344/6-|
G|-44--44--44--44-- 4----334444444433444444443344113344/6-|


Chorus
B               F#
 And when there is no hope,
G#m               E                      B
 "I'll smoke some crack, I'll shoot some dope!"
               F#
When theres no enemies,
G#m         E             B
 "I sit and stare at my T.V.
          F#
and in my ignorance,
G#m         E             B     F#    G#m    E
  I'll be a slave and sycophant!"


Outro

   With my credit and my bank,
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My mind will draw a blank.
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I'll block out history,
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and stare at my T.V.
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For me there is no way.
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  500 channels waste my life away, away   B
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