Girl All The Bad Guys Want Tab uke di Bowling For Soup

Intro: D G A Bm
 
Riff:
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Verse:
D                   G            A
8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
D                    G             A
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.
D                           G            A
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring,
D                             G             A          Bm
She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means.
 
Pre-Chorus:
              A
And when she walks,
          D                         G
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
     Em                  G
But she doesn't notice me!
 
Chorus:
                            D
Cause she is watchin' wrestling
                Em
Creamin' over tough guys
              Gb
Listenin' to rap metal
           G
Turntables in her eyes
 
 
                  Em
It's like a bad movie
                Gb
She is lookin' through me
                      G
If you were me, then you'd be
                   Gb
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
               G
As I fail miserably,
                   A
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
 
Interlude: D G A Bm
 
Verse:
D                             G           A
She likes the godsmack and I like agent orange
D                           G              A
Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
D                                   G            A
She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
D                              G           A
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have
 
Pre-Chorus:
Bm             A
And when she walks,
          D                 G
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
    Em                  G
But she doesn't notice me!
 
 
Chorus:
                         D
Cause she is watchin' wrestling
              Em
Creamin' over tough guys
              Gb
Listenin' to rap metal
           G
Turntables in her eyes
 
 
                           D
She likes 'em with a moustache
           Em
Racetrack season pass
                Gb
Drivin' in A Trans-Am
              G
Does a mullet make a man?
 
 
                  Em
It's like a bad movie
                 Gb
She is lookin' through me
                     G
If you were me, then you'd be
                      Gb
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
            G
As I fail miserably,
                   A
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
 
Interlude: D G A Bm
 
Bridge:
Bm           A
 There she goes again
        G                                 Bm
With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair
             A                      G
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
                               A
All I wanted was to see her naked!
 
 
[pluck D Em Gb G gently and repeat]
 
Now I am watchin' wrestling
Tryin' to be a tough guy
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a moustache
And I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped...moped....moped.....
 
Outro:
                 Em
It's like a bad movie
                   Gb
She is lookin' through me
                     G
If you were me, then you'd be
                   Gb
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
               G
As I fail miserably,
                  A
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
 
 
[repeat D Em Gb G]
 
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!