The Dismemberment Song Tab uke di Blue Kid

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[Verse 1]
     E         C#m
Hold still, my sweet
A             B
I'm trying to measure
    E     C#m
The space between
     A              B
Your molar and your jaw

     E     C#m
This caliper
A            B
No cause for fear
    E
No, it,
   C#m
It doesn't hurt
   A             B
It only helps me measure
         E        C#m
How much skin you have
A      B       E        C#m
In the topmost layer of fat

      A               B
But I won't make that incision
             E        C#m
Until you're nice and numb
A       B                   E       C#m
Oh, and laughing gas can be so much fun
       A              B
Please don't doubt my decision

[Chorus]
             C#m
This will be ooh!
             E
This will be aah!
             A          G#
This will be absolutely whee!
             C#m                E
This will be nice, this will be neat
              A         G#
And bring you closer to me
             C#m               E
So don't you squirm, don't you fret
              A
I'm not gonna hurt you
G#
Yet
  C#m           E
I just feel the need to be getting
A
A little of you
G#
A lot of blood-letting
  C#m                       E
I know the sensation you're probably dreading
    A                         G#
But cutting you up will be so refreshing
    C#m E A G#
For me
              C#m E A G#
Refreshing for me, yeah

[Verse 2]
    E         C#m
No, don't you cry
A              B
And don't call Miriam
         E  C#m
She's my alibi
    A                 B
Oh, let me check your toes out
            E        C#m
Aren't your toenails cute
A          B             E         C#m
And red is such a lovely colour on you
        A                B
But you won't be needing those
            E      C#m
When you've got no knees
A            B                 E    C#m
Or shins, or pinky fingers, or arteries
   A                  B
So hold still while I remove them
        E           C#m
Oh, and don't fight back
A              B                       E
I think you'll find you're missing the point
     C#m
With that
A                    B
That's enough out of you!

[Chorus]
             C#m
This will be ooh!
             E
This will be aah!
             A          G#
This will be absolutely whee!
             C#m                E
This will be nice, this will be neat
              A         G#
And bring you closer to me
             C#m               E
So don't you squirm, don't you fret
              A
I'm not gonna hurt you
G#
Yet
  C#m           E
I just feel the need to be getting
A
A little of you
G#
A lot of blood-letting
  C#m                       E
I know the sensation you're probably dreading
    A                         G#
But cutting you up will be so refreshing
    C#m E A G#
For me
              C#m E A G#
Refreshing for me, yeah

[Bridge]
     C#m         E
Well once upon a time
                 A    G#
That's where the plot begins
          C#m       E
And right after the end,
            A              G#
Well that's where the plot thins, and
C#m         E        A          G#
I've got no angel to keep me in line
       C#m         E
So I'm taking your narrative
        A         G#
And I'm making it mine

           C#m        B
'Cause I'm all out of hurt
       A             G#
You've used up all I got
       C#m          B
So I'm chopping you up
          A         G#
And still coming up squat

     C#m       B
If I wanted to bleed
         A          G#
I'd just roll up my sleeve
    C#m     E
And saw,and saw,
    A       G#
And saw,and saw,
    C#m      E
And saw, and saw,
    A        G#
And saw, and saw,
    C#m  E
And saw, yeah

[Chorus]
             C#m
This will be ooh!
             E
This will be aah!
             A          G#
This will be absolutely whee!
             C#m                E
This will be nice, this will be neat
              A         G#
And bring you closer to me
             C#m               E
So don't you squirm, don't you fret
              A
I'm not gonna hurt you
G#
Yet
  C#m           E
I just feel the need to be getting
A
A little of you
G#
A lot of blood-letting
  C#m                       E
I know the sensation you're probably dreading

[Outro]
    A                        G#
But there's one thing you're forgetting
        C#m                          E
There's nothing like the thrill of a shred, again
A          G#
This is no orthodox beheading
C#m         E   A  G#
I'm cutting you up
C#m     E   A   G#
Cutting you up
C#m         E
Cutting you up is gonna be
A  G#
So refreshing
    C#m E A G#
For me
               C#m E A G#
Refreshing for me, yeah
               C#m
Refreshing for me

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