Becky Tab uke di Be Your Own Pet

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BFF, yeah, you're such a good friend
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But I knew it couldn't last till' summer's end
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You signed my yearbook, and that was pretty rad
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But now I'm getting sick of you, and it's just too bad
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I hear you talked a lot of shit about me,
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to your new best friend,
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that doesn't matter anyway,
          C
'cause I've got a brand new friend okay,
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me and her, we'll kick your ass,
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we'll wait with knives after class,
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But you know I gotta say,
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I really loved going to your slumber party,
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it's too bad you got so lame,
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you told my secrets and it caused me a lot of pain,
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I heard you talked a lot of shit about me,
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to your new best friend,
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that doesn't matter anyway,
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'cause I've got a brand new friend okay,
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me and her, we'll kick your ass,
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we'll wait with knives after class,

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Now give me back, all the clothes you borrowed,
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don't give me bullshit, bring them to school tomorrow,
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I can't believe I told you all about my secret crush,
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wish I could take it back, now that you broke my trust,
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It was great how you made me a friendship bracelet,
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but I didn't know you made one for Becky face lift,
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you know now everyone hates me a whole bunch,
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just because I made you cry a little bit at lunch,
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but I don't feel bad,
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'cause they don't know what we had,
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that doesn't matter anyway,
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'cause I've got a brand new friend okay,
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me and her, we'll kick your ass,
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we'll wait with knives after class,
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We don't like Becky anymore,
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We don't like Becky anymore,
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We don't like Becky anymore,
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We don't like Becky anymore,
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Now I'm going to juvie for teenage homicide,
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it would all have been cool if you'd stayed by my side,
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then you know that you wouldn't have had to die,
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and now, every single night I cry,
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if only what you'd wrote in my yearbook was true,
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then I wouldn't be stuck in fucking cell block two,
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but I don't regret what I've done,
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'cause in the end it was fun

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