These Apples Tab uke di Barenaked Ladies

Intro:
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Verse 1:
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A friend brought me flowers, she said they were lilacs,
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I've never been good with plants
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Her next presentation, a new dictionary
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She circled the word "romance"
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So enthusiastic, a little bit drastic,
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I shaved her name in my head.
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As she beheld it, she said I misspelled it;
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Need more be said?

Chorus:
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    These apples are delicious!
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    "As a matter of fact they are," she said
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    Can all this fruit be free? 

Interlude:
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Verse 2:
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She wrote me a letter as big as a phone book
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I've never been big on mail
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I sent her a postcard from somewhere near Lethbridge,
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And wondered if it still went by rail 
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I've never been frightened of being enlightened
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But some things can go too far
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Though sometimes I stammer and mix up my grammar,
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You get what my meanings are 

Chorus:
Bm7       A7            G       G  G/F#  Em7
    These apples are delicious!
          A7                    N.C.
    "As a matter of fact they are," she said
Bm7      A7                 C
    Can all this fruit be free? 

Interlude:
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Bridge:
D/F#          G                A7                     Bm7
    I'm not trying to sing a love song, I'm trying to sing in tune
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    I know I am sometimes headstrong
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    Falling in love, catching fire, I want to be consumed
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    Wondering will I ever tire,      will I ever tire?
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             Will I ever tire?

Instrumental Break:
A7  A7sus4  A7 A7  x4

Chorus:
Bm7       A7            G       G  G/F#  Em7
    These apples are delicious!
          A7                    N.C.
    "As a matter of fact they are," she said
Bm7      A7                 C
    Can all this fruit be free? 

Outro:
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