Bull In A China Shop Tab uke di Barenaked Ladies

Intro :
G    D    Em    C  x2


G                C
  I'm a kid in a candy store
Am                D (with some Dsus4 and Dsus2 in there)
  I'm a bull in a china shop
G                 Em
  I'm a tired old metaphor
      C              D
  For everything you can't afford
      Am             D             G
  And everything you can't afford to be

  I'm a public embarrassment
  I'm a bottle of diet poison
  I'm a walking advertisement
  For everything I never meant
  And everything I never meant to be


Chorus
  G       D            Em      C
  I can't hear a thing
        G            D  Em     C
  Cause I've stopped listening

  I'm the reason I don't go out
  I'm afraid I might tell me something
  I'm the shadow of every doubt
  I'm the product this song's about
  I'm the product this song's about to be

Chorus
I can't hear a thing
Cause I've stopped listening
x2

Bridge
Am      D
  Every morning
Am              D
  Since I was born
            Em           D      C
  It's been hard to look in the mirror
      Am          C       D
  And see my face for the horns


  All the fun that the law allows
  All the fun but with half the meaning
  Come on over, I'll show you how
  If you lived here you'd be home by now
  If you still lived here you'd be home now with me

Chorus
I can't hear a thing
Cause I've stopped listening

I can't hear a thing
Cause I've stopped listening


Outro (same as intro)
G   D   Em   C