Mr Mewse And His Techni-colored Shorts Tab par The Kitchen Utensils (Accords Baryton)

# Strum twice on each chord.
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My name is Mr Mewse, and I don't drink any booze,
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Because I'm not one for a party.
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I'm not into fashion, I just don't have any passion,
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But I do have lots of technicoloured shorts.

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Mr Mewse and his technicoulered shorts,
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Mr Mewse and his technicoulered shorts,
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Mr Mewse and his technicoulered shorts,
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They're quite a horrific sight.