Online Tab par Brad Paisley (Accords Baryton)

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I work down at the pizza pit
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And I drive an old Hyundai
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I still live with my mom and dad
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I'm five foot three and over weight
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I'm a sci-fi fanactic, mild asthmatic
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Never been to second base
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But theres a whole nother me you need to see
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go check out myspace

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Cause On - Line Im out in hollywood
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Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good
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I drive a mazeratti im a black belt in karate
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and I love a good glass of wine
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It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
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I tell em that I dont want nothing serious
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Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
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Chat with two women at one time
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I'm so much cooler on-line.
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So much cooler online
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I get home I kiss my mom
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And she fixes me a snack
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And I head down to my basement bedroom
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And fire up my Mac
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In real life the only time I've
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Ever even been to LA
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Is when I got the chance With the marching band
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to play tuba in the rose parade

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But On - line I live in Malibu
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I pose for Calvin Klien, I've been in GQ
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Im single and I'm rich and I got a set of six pack
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Abs that would blow your mind
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It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
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I tell em that I dont want nothing serious
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Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
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Chat with two women at one time
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I'm so much cooler On-line.
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Yea I'm cooler online

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When you got my kinda stats its hard to get a date
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Let alone a real girlfriend
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But I grow another foot and I lose a buncha weight
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Every time I log in

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On - Line Im out in Hollywood
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Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good
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Even on a slow day I can have a three way
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Chat with two women at one time
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I'm so much cooler on-line.
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Yea I'm cooler online
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I'm so much cooler on-line
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Yea I'm cooler online