My Name Is Jonas Tabulatur von Weezer

Intro Chords:
B, D#m7, G#m, D#m7, B, D#m7, G#m


D#m7           B,   G#m, E
  My name is Jonas.
     F#            B, D#m7, G#m
I'm carrying the wheel.
D#m7                     B        G#m, E
Thanks for all you've shown us.
F#                 B, D#m7, G#m, D#m7
This is how we feel.   
B         G#m
Come sit next to me.
E              F#
Pour yourself some tea.
B          G#m
Just like Grandma made
E                 F#
When we couldn't find sleep.
B            G#m
Things were better then.
E         F#
Once but never again.
B          G#m
We've all left the den.
E                F#
Let me tell you 'bout it.
B                    G#m           F#      F#
The choo-choo train left right on time.
B               G#m        F#      F#
A ticket costs only your mind.
B                G#m                F#             F#
The driver said, "Hey, man, we go all the way."
B                  G#m         F#
Of course we were willing to pay.


B, D#m7, G#m, D#m7, B, D#m7, G#m


D#m7          B      G#m, E
My name is Weepel.
      F#                 B,   D#m7, G#m
Gotta box full of your toys.
D#m7                   B          G#m, E
They're fresh out of batteries.
            F#           B        G#m           E      F#
But they're still makin' noise,      makin' noise.
B            G#m
Tell me what to do.
E              F#
Now the tank is dry.
B               G#m
Now this wheel is flat.
E                      F#
And you know what else?
B             G#m
Guess what I received,
E       F#
In the mail today.
B         G#m
Words of deep concern
E        F#
From my little brother.
B                  G#m            F#         F#
The building's not goin' as he planned.
B                G#m          F#          F#
The foreman has injured his hand.
B              G#m           F#        F#
The dozer will not clear a path.
B               G#m                F#        F#
The driver swears he learned his math.
B                G#m     F#       F#
The workers are goin' home. (x4)
B
Yeah!


Instrumental:
B
B, G#m, E, F#   (4 times)


B                G#m     F#
The workers are goin' home. (x3)
B      G#m     F#
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!


Instrumental:
B, G#m, E, F#   (5 times)
C, Am, [G-->(one light strum)]


B, D#m7, G#m, D#m7 (2x)

             B
My name is Jonas.