Freakin' Fcc Tabulatur von Seth MacFarlane

G
                 C
They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this
                C
They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss
      F
And they'll make you call felatio a trouser friendly kiss
        C        G
Is the plain situation
        C        G
There's no negotiation
          Am               G       C
With the fellows at the freakin' FCC
G
             C
They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups
        C
Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
     F
Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops
        C          G
Take a tip take a lesson
        C            G
You’ll never win by messin'
   Am    G          C
With the fellows at the freakin' FCC
             F                  Fm              C
And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing
               F              D                G
You’re gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
Cause you can't say penis
         C
So they sent this little warning then prepare to do their worst
           C
And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you can be coerced
        F
I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first
         C           G
They may just be neurotic
    C            G
Or possibly psychotic
             Em    Am      Dm      G C
They’re the fellas at the freakin' FCC!