Youtube Culture Tabulatur von Jon Cozart

[Intro] 

C

[Verse 1]
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I'm a famous clown in a flower crown,

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My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts,

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My channel takes you through my bedroom routine,

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It's just between you and me, and 100,000 other tweens

C
Don't care for money, don't care about the fame,

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I'm just collabing with my friends, though I only know their screen names,

F
After five minutes a week you think you know me offline,

Fdim7
I exploit fandoms for a bottom line

[Pre-chorus]
Am F   C                 E7
I      conjure fame with challenge vids and,

Am F   C                      E7
I      play drinking games to target kids and,

(muted)
And I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell- (Weeeee!)


[Chorus]
Am       F              C                G
Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture, the YouTube cult


[Verse 2]
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Hey guys I'm on tour, so tug on mommy's hair,

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If she pays 200 bucks you can meet and greet a millionaire,

    F
H-h-hoping down to town on my first class flight, 

Fdim7
Which you kinda payed for when you bought my book I didn't write

C
Youtubers had morals back in twenty-eleven,

C7
More virgins were at VidCon then in al-Qaeda heaven,

F
Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon, copycat cashing in,

Fdim7
Quality to quantity, it's Kubrick to Kardashian


[Pre-chorus]
Am F C            E7
I    idolize your idle eyes and,

Am F  C          E7
I'm   monetizing kissing guys and,

(muted)
I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it - (Wooo!)


[Chorus]
Am       F             C                  E7
Welcome, welcome to my YouTube lifestyle, YouTube Lie,

Am       F              C                G                 G G7
Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture, the YouTube cult 


[Bridge]
Am        F          C            E7
There's a mystery to being at the top,

Am     F         C     E7
People think I'm devine, oooooooo

Am
But the truth is, 

C                                    
We're not heroes, 

G                  G7
we just play some online


[Verse 3]
         C
I'm like Hercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod

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'Cause yeah, I'm just a normal guy but also I'M A GOD

     F
So I didn't write my book - Jesus didn't write the Bible

Fdim7
I spread my message through the world with 12 (year old) disciples

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I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea

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They purchase my biography despite the fact I'm 23

    F
So, LOVE ME and I'll love you more,

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'Cause I love the way you love me, my church is a merch store


[Pre-chorus]
    Am F C                      E7
And I'm  privileged, white, and rich, and male, and

Am     F       C                      G
Yoooooooou are not - so worship at my YouTube sale

(muted)
I put the "I" in "defy" and suddenly you deify me


[Chorus and outro]
Am       F              C                      E7
Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Sensation, the YouTube Sin,

Am       F             C                     E7
Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle, YouTube Lie,

Am       F          
Welcome, welcome na-na

Am       D7
Welcome, welcome na-na

Am       F                 C              G       C     C
Welcome, welcome, I said-a welcome to the YouTube Cult! Cheers!