Poor Peoples Store Tab de uke por Shiny Ribs

[Spoken Intro]
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Here we go on down to the poor people's store
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One and two and three and four
 
[Intro]
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[Chorus]
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You can get more at that poor people's store
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That poor people's store's where you can get it
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You can get more at that poor people's store
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That poor people's store's where you can get it
 
 
[Verse 1]
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Some knock-off jeans
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With irregular seams
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Some chairs made of beans
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And some beauty creams
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Some Christine Aguilera
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Black mascara
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Corn tortillas
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And some brown aloe vera
 
 
[Chorus]
A                        F#m
You can get more at that poor people's store
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That poor people's store's where you can get it
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You can get more at that poor people's store
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That poor people's store's where you can get it
 
 
[Verse 2]
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Some socks with flames
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Some pills for your pain
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Some razors infused
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With the essence of rain
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A cigarette lighter
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That says I'm a quitter
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And a fish that sings
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"Take me to the river"
 
 
[Chorus]
A                        F#m
You can get more at that poor people's store
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That poor people's store's where you can get it
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You can get more at that poor people's store
     Bm            E                     A
That poor people's store's where you can get it
 
 
[Scat Instrumental]
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[Verse 3]
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Some panty hose
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NoDoz
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And I suppose
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There's even some clothes
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That you wear well
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And make you smell
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The smell you smell
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When you get out of jail
 
 
[Chorus]
A                        F#m
You can get more at that poor people's store
     Bm            E                     A
That poor people's store's where you can get it
A                        F#m
You can get more at that poor people's store
     Bm            E                     A
That poor people's store's where you can get it