Dragon Slayer Tab de uke por NSP

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This guy plays football
      F                  G               Am
But I once won the whole super bowl by myself

This guy is a weightlifter
          F               G           Am
But I can bench an entire continental shelf

That dude is a scientist
      F                 G             Am
But I already cured all diseases last week

And if that's not enough lemme ask
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When was last time one of these dicks killed a motherfuckin' mythical beast?


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Oh yeah, I will rock your world
            C      G       Am
Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl
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I shall now expose my chest

Don't act like you're not impressed
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How hard did I just seal the deal
        C      G      Am
With my dragon slayer steel

Do you feel all my sexy appeal
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And my story that's so very totally real


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I rode up to the mountaintop
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It was ninety million hundred fifty thousand hundred feet in the air
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Til I found the Dragon's cave
      F                          G
And I fought through his army of awesome karate bears
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The Dragon's breath was a blast from hell
       F                             G
And we fought so hard I missed a longstanding appointment for brunch
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Then I swung my horse like a club
       F                                 G
And it caused a sonic boom that ruptured space and then exploded the sun


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Oh yeah, you are now in love
             C      G       Am
With both my dragon slaying nuts
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I killed a demon with these hands

Did I say I'm also in a band?
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In case you might need more proof
              C      G        Am
I brought the dragon right to you

Ooh! it's the one that I slew
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He'll attest that my story is totally true


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Dragon dance!


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I am a dragon!
         G                              D
Not some guy Dan met at the bus station in a dragon suit. Woo!


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Girl let's go back to my place
                      C       G       Am
Nothing fancy, just a huge mansion in space
F                           G
Can you guess what's coming next?

Here's a hint: I'm talking about sex
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This is the best day of your life
             C      G      Am
You'll be my dragon slayer wife

All right! Now it's time to decide
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Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight?