Fuck Euphemism Tab de uke por Nofx (Acordes Barítonos)

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I walked into the Eagle and someone called me cis
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I said, "I'm not a cis, I'm a sissy
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Should I call you mister or miss?"
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I said, "I'm actually a transvest"
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But before I got too tight
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The place erupted into my first gender pronoun bar fight

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They said I was a ross crossdress for less wannabe queer
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I said, "my gender isn't fluid, but that's how I like my beer"
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They thought I was just posing or on a publicity stunt
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Until I did a line off Scarlett's hundred thousand dollar cunt
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She paid a hundred thousand clams for a single clam in front
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A very pricey pussy paid for by the government

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Then I said, "fuck euphemism"
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Cis butt-fuck my cis clit
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You're hypocritical political correctness ain't legit
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I mean it, fuck euphemism
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I say what I wanna say
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I love that LGBTQ will never include K
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'Cause they say that unlike cis queers, kinksters make a choice
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They're wrong, but yes, we choose which gag to take away our voice
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I identify as a grain of salt Peter Panarchist
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Or a poly rubber puppy switch brat slut dharmasochist
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So I said, "fuck euphemism"

Your words are neophyte
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I'm a single not a plural person
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So call me per for the night
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You're wrong if you hate me
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Just 'cause I'm word-Smith and Wesson
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'Cause I nicked this terminology from a Doris Lessing lesson