I've Already Got Your Money taby ukulele według Trixie Mattel

Em7*: x-2-2-0-3-0
G*:.  x-0-2-2-3-0
D7*:  0-2-0-2-3-0

[Verse 1]
D                         G
This show could get quite offensive
D                         G
This show could get kinda rude
       F#m
You'll think to yourself, 
           Bm
I could be anywhere else
       Em7*               A7
At the movies or eating a food
D                   G
Audiences get quite defensive
         D                  G
When the jokes become kinda crude
       F#m
You'll turn to your friends
            Bm
You'll say, when does this end?
Em         N.C.
I hate it, who is she?
    A7
And Boo

[Pre-Chorus]
    Bm                 E
But capitalism is just tapping to the rhythm
       D             Cadd9
Of the sound of your pocket 
        G
full of change

[Chorus 1]
     D       Cadd9    G
I've already got your money
     D       Cadd9    G
I've already got your money
             D             Cadd9    C
Even all the bees know the price of honey
                 G*
And I'm just the comb
D7*    Cadd7
And if you don't like it, you can go home

[Instrumental]
D G D G

[Verse 2]
D                         G
These days, everyone's so sensitive
    D                       G
I'm never sure just what to say
   F#m                      Bm
No jokes about blacks in my one-woman act
          Em7*                   G*
About the Mormon, the Jewish, or gay
N.C.
I can make a gay joke, I have a gay friend
D                   G
How many fucks am I meant to give
            D               G
When you're already here anyway
     F#m
I'll say what I want
               Bm
to these motherfuckers in the front
              Em7*
But what's it matter?
             G*
He's already paid

[Pre-Chorus]
    Bm                 E
But capitalism is just tapping to the rhythm
       D             Cadd9
Of the sound of your pocket 
        G
full of change

[Chorus]
     D       Cadd9    G
I've already got your money
N.C.
What if it was, like, really Blink-182?
     D       Cadd9    G
I've already got your money

[Bridge]
F#m                 Bm
My job here's to be funny
    Em7*
And occasionally say "Oh, honey"
N.C.
I might only say that once tonight
       G*
And if that's not enough for you

[Chorus 3]
     D       Cadd9    G
I've already got your money
N.C.
Sing it, Trixie Mattel has
D       Cadd9   G
Already got our money
     D.      Cadd9        G
I've already got RuPaul's money
D7*    Cadd7                     D
If you don't like it, you can go home