Fright Of Their Lives taby ukulele według Themes

[Verse 1]
E     Emaj7                    E7
Okay, listen up, I'm not gonna lie
      E6/C#                        E
Right now, you couldn't frighten a fly
   Emaj7                    E7
Or scare a seagull off of a fry
    E6/C#                        E
You ever stop to ask yourselves "why?"
Emaj7                   E7
Both of you are super polite
E6/C#                       E
Middle class, suburban, and white
      Emaj7                     E7
Well, all of that is finished tonight
               E6/C#
Except for the white part obviously

[Bridge]
F#m                 C#m                    B
Take your places, I want scary faces, now go!
N.C.
Bigger, further, harder, not bad
F#m           C#m                    B
Sever a head, preferably someone you know
N.C.
Look at me, I'm so scary
F#m                          G#
Don't be so vanilla, would a little anger kill ya?
   A                          C#m
C'mon, drop your panties, I'm trying to fill you
     D
With wisdom and skill and the instinct to kill
B5
Again, we do not want to kill anyone! Fine!
B5
But somehow, someway you gotta make 'em see ya'
B5
I'm talkin' jumpscares, the jerky Japanese ghost-walk, plus:
B5
Learn to throw your voice, fool your friends, fun at parties
B5
Now THAT is cool! I wanna do that!

[Chorus]
    E                Esus4
Whatever it takes to make 'em go crazy
E
Raising the stakes by punching a baby
E                         Esus4
Scare 'em awake till they break
                      A     B
They'll be quaking in fright
       E                    Esus4
'Cause you've got some evil deep down inside you
E/D#                 C#m
Put all the farmer's markets behind you
F#m          G#m         A             A/Bb
You've gotta work, gotta haunt till it hurts
            B
Through the night
                                        E  Emaj7
And give those guys the fright of their lives
      E7   E6/C#
Yeah, yeah!

[Verse 2]
E                                Emaj7
Let's start with things that you hate
                           E7
Well, hate's a very strong word
                        E6/C#
Perhaps when people are late
                        E
Or getting pooped on by birds
                        Emaj7
No, what fills you with rage?
                E7
Being mean to a pet
                       E6/C#
Chefs who use too much sage
                         E
When they make beurre noisette
               Emaj7
Over-glutinous food
                     E7
Or when kids call me "dude"
                   E6/C#
Oh, I find that so rude!
                            E
Well, there's lots there to use

[Bridge]
F#m                    C#m                      B
Take a deep breath and give me your best primal scream! Aaaah!
N.C.
Barbara, that was brilliant! Really?
F#m                 C#m                             B
Try it again, maybe this time pretend like you mean it!
N.C.
Aaah! That was even better! Thanks!

[Interlude]
A
I want freedom
              C#m
But to get my freedom I need them
                B
To get a living person to say my name
F#m
Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse?
                    A
I know that beggars can't be choosers
                    C#m
But do they have to be such losers?
                 C#m/D
Both of them are deathly dull and lame
A
Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse
    F#m
Why God, slash Satan, did you send these bed wetters?
C#m
Even, like, a tax attorney would've been better
E                                           B
Somebody with gravitas, somebody to fear who
N.C.
Excuse me, Mr. Betelgeuse, we can kind of hear you! Yeah?
N.C.
Well, that was a soliloquy so you're the one who's being rude.

[Chorus]
    E                Esus4
Whatever it takes to make 'em go crazy
E
Turn all the lights on, dress like a baby
E                   Esus4                     D   B
Adam, I don't even- No, get your heads in the game
N.C.
Let's hide their phones
            F#
Screw their phones!
           A
Ugh, these dopes are both hopeless
F#                 Am
How will I ever survive?
  B                                 E
Unless they get the fright of their lives

[Outro]
                Emaj7                     E7             E6/C#
Yes yes, we're feelin' it, they're gonna feel it, we're killin' it!
     B                             E
They gotta get the fright of their lives
Emaj7        E7
We're scary, very, very, scary!
        D             A               E
They'll never get the fright of their lives
     E
Yeah!