I´m Cool taby ukulele według Sam Salmond

[Intro]
F    F    F    Csus4
 
[Verse 1]
                       F
So I hang out with my mom,
                       Csus4
A little more than I'm supposed to.
                         F
It's not like anything wierd,
                               Csus4
Just don't have peeps that I'm close to.

[Chorus 1]
          A#                        Dm           F
And we've got a couple minutes till she picks me up.
   A#                        Dm         Csus4
So we could kiss a little or maybe just cup my
A#                       Dm          F
hands on your boobies or yours on my tool.
   Gm                 A#            F
If not, whatev's, whatev's, I'm cool
 
[Verse 2]
                           F
My parents make me take pills,
                              Csus4
'Cus I can't feel things like they can.
                         F
I have opinions on cheese,
                          Csus4
And eat it right from the spray can.
 
[Chorus 2]
      A#                             Dm         F
And I saw you in the bleachers and I have to admit.
  A#                                   Dm            Csus4
I thought you'd be the type of girl to show me some tit
       A#                            Dm        Csus4
or you booty or your hoohoo would especially rule.
   Gm                 A#            F
If not, whatev's, whatev's, I'm cool.
 
[Bridge 1]
            D#                                 Gm
You know my daddy paid some highschool kids to be my friends
                      A#              A#add9
but they wont take me out, me out, me out, me out,
       D#                             Gm
And my mother bought a cat but all it does is sit around
       A#          A#add9
and go meow, meow, meow, meow,
       D#                                Gm
And my brother was kicked by a horse and now he also
             A#              A#add9
only says me oww, me oww, me oww, me oww,
      D#                                    Gm
And I know that makes me special, like your boobies,
                      F                                        Csus4
so you wanna take 'em out, 'em out, of your shirt, your shirt.
 
[Verse 3]
                       F
So have you done it before?
                     Csus4
Is it true that it's hairy?
                             F
My best friend says you're a slut!
                        Csus4
Don't worry, he's imaginary.
 
[Chorus 3]
   A#                             Dm         F
So grab my dong and bump it or however this goes.
       A#                          Dm        Csus4
I'm a little inexperienced, don't know if it shows
    A#                                Dm          F
but you could help me fit in with the rest of our school.
   Gm                 A#                             F
If not, whatev's, whatev's I ALREADY SAID!!! I'm cool.
 
[Bridge 2]
                   D#                                  Gm
You know there's a lot of different things that make a kid the sort of kid
             A#                A#add9
he shouldn't be, be, shouldn't be, be,
              D#                                Gm
Like his best friend is six foot tall and isn't real and I admit it
       A#                  A#add9
he's a bee, a bee, bzzz, a bee, a bee,
           D#                            Gm
And when I wanna touch a person they get scared and run away
         A#                   A#add9
like I'm zombie, zombie, just zombie, zombie
    Gm                               A#
Oh why won't someone love me for the boy am and
                 F                                       Csus4
know I'll always be, ways be, ways be, ways be ways be...
 
[Verse 4]
                     F
Then I saw in your eyes.
                         Csus4
You don't think I'm some cripple.
                F
So give me a chance,
                   Csus4
Or at least just a nipple.
 
[Chorus 4]
 A#                         Dm           F
You could do it now or wait till the weekend
   A#       Dm              Csus4
Or maybe instead...will you just be my friend?
 
[Ending]
       F                            D#       Csus4     F
'Cus I think you know the world can be kinda cruel but
                      D#        Csus4
you're not a slut and I'm not a fool so
D#                      Gm
whatev's, whatev's, whatev's.
D#                      Gm
Whatev's, whatev's, whatev's.
D#                      Gm           F
Whatev's, whatev's, whatev's, we are cool.
Gm                          A#                F      F   Csus4  F
Through whatev's, whatev's, whatev's...we are cool.