The Internet Is Here taby ukulele według Dan And Phil

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Whenever I'm alone or if I'm feeling grey there's one place I can go to brighten up my 

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day

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It makes me want to sing

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that's how the show should end

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but wouldn't it be good if I

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could sing it with a friend...

[Dan]

Okay fine whatever I'll join in too

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[Phil]
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i might go outside and feel more alive 

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but without twitter where would I be

[Dan]

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I guess I'd be fit

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I'd stop posting shii-

[Phil]


-RUBBISH!


[Dan]

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But tumblr's a part of me


[Phil]

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So many websites and so little time

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plus one or two you should avoid

[Dan]

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just don't stop watching YouTube or we'll be unemployed

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The internet is here 

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the internet is great

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when you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate

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it might be anti-social but these days that is fine

[Dan]

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'cos life is so much better when you spend it all online

[Phil]

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A place where you can be yourself no matter if you're geeky 

[Dan]

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find friends who share your hobbies even if they're freaky 

[Phil]

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where any question in your head is answered in an instant

[Dan]

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who cares if you procrastinate your one shot at existence

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[Both]

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The internet is here

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the internet is great 

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when you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate

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without the internet we never would have met

[Phil]

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we'd never be here on a stage doing things we might regret

[Dan]

DANCE BREAK!

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[Phil]

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who cares if you're a looser and everybody knows it

[Dan] 

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or if you spend your life drawing whiskers on your noses

[Phil]

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even if your chances of getting tanned are slim

[Dan]

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or if you live vicariously through the life of a sim

[Dil]

Sholtay zombo!

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[Both]

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the internet is here 

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the internet is great

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when you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate

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it might be anti-social but these days that is fine

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'cos life is so much better

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life is so much better

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life is so much better 

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when you spend it all online

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