Perfect Wife taby ukulele według Amigo the Devil (Chwyty barytonu)

[Verse]
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I sat down to watch the game
 
My wife came in
                E
She found my cocaine
Am
I tore out her eyes
 
Now she can't find my supplies
          E
Or much else
 
[Pre-Chorus]
F              E      F   E
Ohhh, what a perfect wife
             Am E Am E
Love of my life
 
[Verse]
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She sang along to CCR
                             E
I smashed her face into the VCR
Am
I choked her 'til her tongue was hanging
                                              E
And then I grabbed that thing and pulled it out
 
[Pre-Chorus]
F              E       F   E
Ohhh, what a tasteless wife
 
Love of my...
 
[Chorus]
Am
Don't say a word my darling
C
I know how you feel
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It's been years since I have looked at you this way
F
And if I've hurt you
E
Please forgive me
                           Am E Am E
Love makes you do funny things
 
[Verse]
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Her playing the piano
                                   E
Sounded like a thirsty camel in a lake
Am
I took her little fingers
                        E
As a souvenir of her playing
 
[Pre-Chorus]
F               E      F   E
Ohhh, what a talented wife
             Am
Love of my life
 
[Bridge]
Am
Coming home from work one day
                                         E
My wife had found a new way to rig the door
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Shotgun pointed towards me
 
Trigger pulled
                       E
My body lying on the floor
F             E       F   E
Oh, what a talented wife
 
And the last thing she said to me was...
 
[Chorus]
Am
Don't say a word my darling
C
I know how you feel
F                                                C
It's been years since I have looked at you this way
F
And if I've hurt you
E
Please forgive me
                             Am
Love makes you do funny things
 
[Outro]
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