Siobhan Tabulatur von Tossers

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I'll take the bucket to the well, Siobhan, oh Siobhan.
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For to boil your breakfast and to keep the cottage warm.
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And for the blend your whiskey, so you can drink it here at home,
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Oh please don't stay out all night long, for every pub to roam.

[Chorus:]
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Siobhan is on the whiskey, Siobhan is on the gin,
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Siobhan is drinking Red Bull and Vodka and won't be home again.
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I stay up late here every night, although it is no sin,
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Siobhan is on the whiskey and she won't be home again.

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Beautiful in go-go boots, she waltzes to the bar.
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And the boys they all surround her coming from the near and far.
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Although I am not allowed inside, I must stay in the car.
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Oh please be still my beating heart, she shimmers like a star.
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And in the din and dimmest light, she holds her court, you see.
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I wish for just one moment she would have a drink with me.
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In the pub she is the center, like a life-affirming sun,
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and she is happy and she's warming, cause Siobhan is having fun.