When My Wife Met My Girlfriend Tabulatur von Rodney Carrington

Verse
E
Well i got home and the door was locked and i tried to ring the bell
E
I found a little bittie not that she had wrote tellin me to "go to hell"
A                       
I crawled in the window I got inside
E
She kicked me in the balls and then i cried
B7
Called me a name said i lied
E
Kicked me again and i thought i died
A
Took my clothes set 'em on fire
E
hit me with her curlin' iron
A
I tried to stop it with my watch 
B7
and then she kicked me in the crotch again


Chorus
     A                 B7              E
yeah todays the day my wife met my girlfriend


when u play the next verse its the same chord progression
sound out the last chorus