Langtree's Lament Tabulatur von Over The Garden Wall

Intro:Cm F Bb G7 
C7 F Bb
 
Cm             F             Bb      G7
'A' is for the apple that he gave to me
       C7     F      Bb
but I found a worm inside
Cm         F              Bb        G7
'B' is for beloved that I called to him
   C7     F        Bb
before he left my side
     A#7
And 'C'
                        Eb
see what he did that's 'D'
                   C 
did it to poor ol' me 
                       F           F
how could I be such an E-motional fool? ('F'!)
 Cm             F           Bb        G7
'G' is for the gentleman I thought he was
C7       F          Bb
when he first said 'hi' (H-I)
Cm              F             Bb   G7
'J' is for the joker that is Jimmy B
    C7      F        Bb
the man who made me cry (That's a 'C'!)
     A#7
And 'K' 
                            Eb
well you know it's just not okay
                      C
to kiss and then run away
                                           F
leaving alone without leaving a letter for Langtree.
Cm             F          Bb     G7
'M' is for the misery he left me in
C7       F      Bb
never to return again 
Cm         F       Bb        G7
'O' what a poor P! fool I've been
C7         F        Bb
Q-ueing in line for him. 
    A#7
And 'R' 
                    Eb
are you the one for me?
                            C
Yes 'S'ay you'll come back to me 
                       F
Why are you tempted to tease me? (oh...)
Cm           F                Bb    G7
You, 'Y' not 'U' have got to 'U'nderstand
    C7         F       Bb
the value of a womans heart (V!)
Cm            F           Bb          G7
Why, 'W' not 'Y' did you think it was fine
   C7      F       Bb
to 'X' me from the start? 
    A#7
And 'Y, yes 'Y'
                             Eb
is the question that's on my mind,
  
oh why,
C                                                F
why did you leave me, right before reaching our 'Z'enith?
Cm       F         Bb       G7
one is the number of men I've loved
    C7        F                  Bb
and two is the times I'll say it's you (It's you!)
Cm       F          Bb               G7
three is the number of days you've been gone,
       C7         F       Bb
but it feels like four times two
A#7
eight
                         Eb
at the hour the sun goes down
                         C
I remember life with you around
                          F
I wish I had nine lives like that one...(oh)