The Smartphone Hour Tabulatur von Joe Iconis (für Baryton)

F

F
O-M-G Chlo, answer me
F                                         Dm
Woah, wait until I tell you what I heard!
F
It's too FUCKED to type, this shit is ripe
F                                  Dm
Call back, I'll yell you every word
C
Jenna Roland calling
C
Ugh, Jenna Roland calling...
C
Jenna Roland calling...
C
Hey!

C#
Ohmygod- Ohmygod-
C#
Okay, so!
Dm            F
At the end of last night's party
Dm
Very end of last night's party
Bb
Did you see Rich?
C        Dm
Oh I saw Rich
                 G#          F
So he's behaving hazy like a tweaking junkie
Bb                    F
Flailing crazy like a freaking monkey

A                   Dm
He's gotta learn to handle his high
          G        Bb         C
Shouldn't drink so much for a small guy
            G
Right, but, he wasn't drunk
             A
The hell you say, Jenna?
    G
Yo, he wasn't drunk!
G
The hell you say, Jenna?
    C
No! Because I heard I heard from Dustin Kropp
B
That Rich had barely touched a drop
Bb
Which means that you can't blame the things he did on alcohol
Dm                     A       Dm             A
It's just so terrible, I don't want to relive it all
    G
But do you want me to tell you?
             A
Spit it out! Spit it out!
A
You really want me to tell you?
             Bb
Spit it out! Spit it out!
Bb                              Dm      A
I'll tell you 'cause you are my closest friend!
A
No I'm not?
A
Yeah, I know
D#                       Bb     Dm      A
But here's what happened at the party's end

Dm         G           A               B       F A
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! (Woah)
Dm         G           A               B
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! (Woah)
  Dm            A
I thought I was dreaming
     E
Everybody was screaming!
     G
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
     C                                            Dm
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house

F
O-M-G Brooke, answer me
F                                Dm
Look, wait until I tell you what I saw!
F
Ignore!
Bb    F
Hmph! And also space and frowny face
(N.C.)
I'm sorry that Jeremy made out with me at the party
(N.C.)
But it was totally his fault
(N.C.)
And let's not let boys ever come between us ever again okay?
(N.C.)
Smiley face, lipstick, kitty paw
(N.C.)
Hey
(N.C.)
We cool?
(N.C.)
We are
(N.C.)
Okay, so!
Dm            F
At the end of last night's party
Bb          C
Did you see Rich?
C
No, I was crying
Dm      Bb                 F
So he's behaving weird and I was frightened
Bb
'Cause I feared his state was heightened

A                              Dm
He's gotta learn to not really smoke a lot
             G                 C
He shouldn't get so high for a tiny guy
     A                         Dm
He's gotta learn to not really smoke a lot
             G                 C
He shouldn't get so high for a tiny guy
A           Bb
Right, but, he wasn't high!
Bb
So you can't blame the things he did on pot
Dm                                          A
It's just so awful, so I'll talk about it a lot

Dm         G           A               B       F
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! (Woah)
  Dm            A
I thought I was dreaming
     E
Everybody was screaming!
     G
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
     C                                            Dm
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house

(N.C.)
Hey, Everybody! Have you heard?
(N.C.)
Rich set a fire, now go send the word!
(N.C.)
Sending a text (Text!)
(N.C.)
Sending a tweet (Tweet!)
(N.C.)
Sending a text (Text!)
(N.C.)
Tweet (Tweet!)
(N.C.)
Release the information, step, and repeat!
(N.C.)
I'll spread the word! (Woooord!)
(N.C.)
That Rich is flecked (Flecked?)
(N.C.)
No, I meant fucked
(N.C.)
Did I say 'flecked'?
(N.C.)
Sorry guys, that's just my auto-correct
A
(Always be aware of auto-correct!)

A
R-I-C-H
A
Can't you see?
A
Just how much I care about your tragedy
Dm
Change my profile pic to you
                A
Now I full understand what you're going through
A
R-I-C-H
       Dm
It's a drag
A
I read, she read, they read you're in a body bag
A
R-I-C-H
A
Can't you see?
A
Just how much I love your tragedy
B
Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!
B
Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!
B
Sup! Sup! Sup! Sup!
B
Fire!
B
Hey! (Ha!)
G
Talk it, text it, pass it, talk it!
C#       Dm G F
Woaaaaah
G#
Ready? Okay
Bb   G  F
Here we go!

D#         G#          Bb              C       G
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! (Woah)
D#         G#          Bb              C
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house!
D#                 Bb
It was so terribly gory
          F
I got the whole bloody story
      G#             G
Yeah, I wasn't quite there
      F
But I know what happened I swear!

     G#
When Rich set a fire and he burned the house down
     G
When Rich set a fire and he levelled the town
     C
When Rich set a fire and he fled to Bombay
     C#
When Rich set a fire 'cause he knew he was gay
     G#
When Rich set a fire and he melted his head
     F#
When Rich set a fire and he's totally dead
     G#                     F#              D#
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house!
                 C#
Burned it down! (Woah)
G#          C#
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
C#
Did ya hear? Did ya hear?
D#              C#
Burned it down! (Woah)
G#           C#
Did ya hear? Did ya hear?
G#          D#
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
                C#
Burned it down! (Woah)
G#                  D#
Did ya hear? Did ya hear?
     C#
That Rich set a fire and he burned down the-
C
Rich set a fire and he burned down the-
B
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
D#
He told me cause he's my best friend!

C#                                     D#
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house!
D#
Send!