If You Wanna Be Happy For The Rest Of Your Life Tabulatur von Jimmy Soul

C
If *** wanna ** happy 
                              D                     
*** *** rest of ****  life,
                     Bm.                  Em
Never **** a pretty ***** **** wife,
                     C.                     D
So **** ** personal ***** ** view, 
          Bm.                   Em 
*** ** ugly girl ** marry ***.

   G                                                        Em
* pretty ***** makes *** husband **** small 
               D                          G
*** very ***** causes *** ********.
                         G
As **** ** he marries ***
                  Em
Then *** ******
                D.                                  G
** ** *** things **** **** ***** his heart.
                 G.                               Em
*** ** *** **** an **** woman **** ****,
                 D.                                G
You'll ** happy *** *** **** ** **** life,
              G.                              Em
** ugly ***** cooks *** ***** ** time,
             D.                              G
She'll ******  give *** ***** of ****.

                             C
If *** wanna ** happy 
                              D                     
*** *** rest of ****  life,
                     Bm.                  Em
Never **** a pretty ***** **** wife,
                     C.                     D
So **** ** personal ***** ** view, 
          Bm.                   Em 
*** ** ugly girl ** marry ***.

                           G
***** *** your ******** say 
                    Em
You **** ** taste,
       D.                     G
** ***** and ***** anyway,
                             G
****** *** face ** ugly, 
                        Em
*** eyes **** match,
                     D.                      G
Take ** ****  ** **** a ****** catch.

                             C
If *** wanna ** happy 
                              D                     
*** *** rest of ****  life,
                     Bm.                  Em
Never **** a pretty ***** **** wife,
                     C.                     D
So **** ** personal ***** ** view, 
          Bm.                   Em 
*** ** ugly girl ** marry ***.

(spoken)  

*** man. 
Hey ****. 
Saw ****  wife *** ***** ***.. 
Yeah?
****, **** ugly. 
Yeah, **** ugly *** *** **** *** cook. 
****? Okay.

                             C
If *** wanna ** happy 
                              D                     
*** *** rest of ****  life,
                     Bm.                  Em
Never **** a pretty ***** **** wife,
                     C.                     D
So **** ** personal ***** ** view, 
          Bm.                   Em 
*** ** ugly girl ** marry ***.