Hell's Greatest Dad Tabulatur von Hazbin Hotel

Lucifer Morningstar: Hahaha... 
alright, then
Em         D         C        B
Looks like you could use some help
Em           D       C       B
From the Big Boss of Hell himself
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Check out Daddy's glowing reviews on 
B
Yelp
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Lucifer Muppets: "Five Stars!" 
G           B
"Flawless!" "Greater than 
great!
Em           D          C    B
Oh, with the punch of a pentagram
  Em      D      C   B
I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
Em         D             C      B
Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb
    Am          G      B
But you get the family rate!

Lucifer and Charlie: "Thanks, Dad"

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Who needs a busboy now that you've got
      G
the chef?
(Woh-oh-oh!)
Am       B            Em         G
Michelin tasting menu free a la carte
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I'll rig the game for you because I'm 
   G
the ref!
Am
Champagne fountains

Caviar mountains
B
That's just a start!

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Alastor: Who's been here since day 
B
one?
Em         D        C     B
Who's been faithful as a nun?
Em                D           C     
Makes you chuckle with an old-timey 
B
pun
      Am        G   B
Your executive producer

Charlie Morningstar: That's true!
         Em       D         C      B
Alastor: I'm your guy, your day-to-day
     Em         D           C    B
Your chum, your steadfast hotelier
Em             D          C      B
Remember when I fixed that clog today?
              Am     G          B
Niffty: I was stuck, thank you, sir!

Charlie: Oh you!
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Alastor: I'm truly honored that we've 
Em            G
built such a bond

Charlie: Aawww!
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Alastor: You're like the child that I 
Em           G
wish that I had

Lucifer: Uh, what?
        Am         B               
Alastor: I care for you just like a 
Em          G
daughter I spawned

Lucifer: Hold on now!
         Am
Alastor: It's a little funny
                          B
You could almost call me Daaaaaad!

[Violin]
Fm Eb Db C x2

[Piano]
Bbm  Ab  G

[Accordion]
C

        F                            
Alastor: They say when you're looking 
     G
for assistance
    C                               
It's smart to pick the path of least 
 A
resistance
        D                            
Lucifer: Others say that in your needy
G
hour
          C                     A    
There's no substitute for pure angelic
Bb Ab
po-wer!
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Who just happens to also be your 
C
blood!
         F
Alastor: Sadly, there are times
        Bb
A birth parent is a dud
            C
They say the family you choose is 
better

Lucifer: What a bunch of losers!
                 D
Alastor: Can you butt out of my song?
                      E
Lucifer: Your song? I started this!
                             F
Alastor: I'm singing it, I'll finish 
it!
                 F#
Lucifer: Oh, you tacky piece of-
            C
Mimzy: It's me!
          A/C#
Yes, it's me!
       Dm                       G
I know you were all waiting for me
    C
I'm here
       A/C#
What a gas
       Dm                       G
Took a while but I'm present at last!
     D
It's me
     G
It's me
     Fm   C
Mimzzzyyyyyyy!

Lucifer: Who?