Hello Mudduh Hello Fadduh A Letter From Camp Tabulatur von Allan Sherman

#1.
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Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh, Here I am at Camp Grenada.
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Camp is very entertaining,
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and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
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I went hiking with Joe Spivy...he developed poison ivy.
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You remember Leonard Skinner?
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He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.
 
#2.
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All the counselors hate the waiters,
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And the lake has alligators.
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And the head coach wants no sissies,
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So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.
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Now I don't want, this should scare ya,
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But my bunkmate has malaria.
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You remember Jeffrey Hardy?
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They're about to organize a searching party.
 
CHORUS:
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Take me home, oh muddah fadduh, take me home,
 
I hate Grenada.
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Don't leave me out in the forest, 
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where I might get eaten by a bear.
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Take me home, I promise I will not make noise 
 
or mess the house with
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oth..er boys, oh please don't make me stay,
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I've been here one, whole, day.
 
#3.
Dearest fadduh, darling muddah,
How's my precious little bruddah?
Let me come home if ya miss me
I will even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.
Wait a minute, it stopped hailing,
Guys are swimming, guys are sailing,
Playing baseball, gee that's better,
Muddah Fadduh please disregard this letter.