We Snort The Crystal Meth (sus Ball Guy Remix) Uke tab by Claybae

11 Chords used in the song: F, A, Bb, C, Bbm, Em7, Am, B7, G, Cm, Gmaj7

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2.86
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Key: unknownChords
Strumming pattern: `D, DU, UDU

F F A A
My name is Peter Bolle

Bb Bb
And I am looking

C C F F
For all the gay DILFs in my town

A A
And if I can be really honest

Bb Bb C C
I'm not queer, I'm homophobic.

F F A A
I'm looking for these men

Bb Bb
Not to ask them out-

Bbm Bbm
Just to yell at them

F F
For being gay and proud

A A
And I just want to let you know

Bb Bb
These homos.

Bbm Bbm
Get on my damn nerves

F F
I'm homophobic


(1st Interlude)

[The f from 'phobic' leads in]

F F A A Bb Bb Bbm Bbm

F F A A Bb Bb C C

(1st Interlude End)

F F Em7 Em7 Am Am
You could step on my nards

C C F F
If you're a goth girl

Em7 Em7 Am Am C C F F
Or if you are a guy who dresses and gives birth

Em7 Em7 Am Am
Actually, now I see

C C F F
But I wanna ride pony...

Em7 Em7 Am Am
Maybe I'm just horny?

C C F F
I am not gay, baby...

B7 B7
I hate the gays, baby...


Or... maybe I'm gay too?


(2nd Interlude)

G G B7 B7 C C Cm Cm

G G B7 B7 C C Cm Cm

(2nd Interlude End)

G G B7 B7
My name is Peter Bolle

C C Cm Cm
I think homos are ridiculous

G G B7 B7 C C Cm Cm
'Cause every straight man has a kink for their fucking bestest friends

G G B7 B7
That's why I am so different

C C Cm Cm
I am not gay, I'm just a straight cis male

G G B7 B7 C C Cm Cm G G
I think I hate gay people, I'm of Christian faith, face reality

B7 B7
The odds are against me

C C
I'm so conflicted

Cm Cm G G
but I might not be in the closet alone

G G
I...

B7 B7
Think I'm fucking gay...

C C
My parents got divorced...

Cm Cm
But now that I see this man...

G G
I'm gayer than before...

B7 B7
And sometimes my whole world seems to falter...

C C
And I'm offered...

Cm Cm
A A helping man whose dick is out

Gmaj7 Gmaj7
I like penis...

Uke tab by , 14 Jun 2022

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