We Snort The Crystal Meth (sus Ball Guy Remix) Tab de uke por Claybae

Padrõe de batida: `D, DU, UDU

F           A      
My name is Peter Bolle

    Bb
And I am looking

    C                       F
For all the gay DILFs in my town

                A
And if I can be really honest

   Bb              C
I'm not queer, I'm homophobic.

F                    A
I'm looking for these men

                Bb
Not to ask them out-

                Bbm
Just to yell at them

                   F
For being gay and proud

                    A
And I just want to let you know

       Bb
These homos.

               Bbm
Get on my damn nerves

           F
I'm homophobic


(1st Interlude)

[The f from 'phobic' leads in]

F A Bb Bbm

F A Bb C

(1st Interlude End)

F              Em7   Am
You could step on my nards

   C             F
If you're a goth girl

          Em7    Am        C              F
Or if you are a guy who dresses and gives birth
 
          Em7   Am   
Actually, now I see

    C           F
But I wanna ride pony...

          Em7      Am
Maybe I'm just horny?

    C            F
I am not gay, baby...

              B7
I hate the gays, baby...


Or... maybe I'm gay too?


(2nd Interlude)

G B7 C Cm

G B7 C Cm

(2nd Interlude End)

G          B7
My name is Peter Bolle

C             Cm
I think homos are ridiculous

G              B7                    C                 Cm
'Cause every straight man has a kink for their fucking bestest friends

G          B7
That's why I am so different

C             Cm    
I am not gay, I'm just a straight cis male

G         B7               C                 Cm             G
I think I hate gay people, I'm of Christian faith, face reality
 
             B7
The odds are against me

        C
I'm so conflicted
 
      Cm                          G
but I might not be in the closet alone

G
I...
 
                  B7
Think I'm fucking gay...

               C
My parents got divorced...

                        Cm
But now that I see this man...

                G
I'm gayer than before...
  
                          B7
And sometimes my whole world seems to falter...

        C
And I'm offered...

                     Cm
A helping man whose dick is out

        Gmaj7
I like penis...