Ebay Tab de uke por Weird Al Yankovic

VERSE 1:
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My house ... is filled with this crap
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Shows up in- bubble wrap
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Most every day
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What I bought on eBay



CHORUS:
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Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
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Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
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Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
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They had it on eBay 



VERSE 2:
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I'll buy (buy, buy,)... your knick-knack
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Just check ... my feedback
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"Ass!" they all say
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They love me on eBay



CHORUS:
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Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf pack)
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Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tags)
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From some guy I've never met in Norway
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Found him on eBay



BRIDGE:
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I am the type who is liable to snipe you
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With two seconds left to go, whoa
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Got Paypal or Visa, whatever'll please ya
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As long as I've got the dough



CHORUS:  
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I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
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Sell me ... your watch, please
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I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
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I'm highest bidder now




VERSE 3:
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(Yeahhh) Junk keeps arriving in the mail
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From that worldwide garage sale
(Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
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Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray
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Oh yeah ... I bought it on eBay



CHORUS #2:
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Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
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Wanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks)
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Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr.Dre, Dr. Dre)
F#m         E A
Found it on eBay



CHORUS #2:
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Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
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(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
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Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away
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I'll buy on eBay



OUTRO:
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What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y