Jazz Fever Tab de uke por Rachel Bloom

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Eleven PM, my typical day
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Cab ride to a club to hear some sweet jazz music play
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Pick out a musician, buy him a gin
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Then I take him home for a delicious night of sin
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Now I got a sore
F#dim7
Down in my drawers
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I'm nauseous and I'm feeling kinda hot
Woh
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A sore throat that lingers
F#dim7
And rashes on my fingers
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My mother once warned me on this illness I got
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I got jazz fever
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It's the fever that you get from too much jazz
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Jazz fever
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It's the fever that you get from too much jazz
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I go to the doctor, say how bad I feel
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He looks me up and down and says:
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"Jazz fever isn't real, you have syphilis"
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Oh, guess they don't teach jazz fever in medical school
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He tells me: "take this medicine"
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But I ain't a fool, instead I take
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More ja-ja-ja-ja-jazz
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The only cure for jazz fever is more jazz…
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Jazz fever
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Buzz off, penicillin
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Inject me with jazz
D           Faug
Now I gone deaf
From the trumpets!
D               Faug
I can't feel my feet
From the dance!
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I'm having seizures and my back skin looks like raw meat
Can explain that!
D                Faug
The doctor keeps calling
D                  Faug
But I've sealed my fate
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'Cos jazz has an 80% mortality rate
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Jazz fever
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It's the fever that you get from too much jazz
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Jazz fever
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It's the fever that you get from too much jazz