After Ever After Tab de uke por Jon Cozart

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If you've ever wondered why

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Disney's tales all end in lies

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Here's what happened after all their 

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dreams came true


[Ariel]
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I loved being princess down in

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this beautiful ocean blue

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But mermaids are going missing 

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they end up in someone's stew

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So just try to put yourself into somebody else's gills

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You're killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills (Oh, no)

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Thank you BP (thank you BP), thank you BP (thank you BP)

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The British are killing, oil is spilling

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Now I can't see... MY EYES!

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China men feast on Flounder's fins

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Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends

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Oceans are browning,

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I think I'm drowning

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Thanks to BP

YOU SUCK!


[Jasmine]
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Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared

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My husband's a mark for the War on Terror

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Aladdin was taken by the CIA

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We're not Taliban

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You've got the wrong man

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In Guantanamo Bay

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Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa

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Interrogation from the nation of the "free"

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Bin Laden's taken the fall

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We're not trained pilots at all

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Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss

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We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us

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Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy, al-Qaeda's not in this country

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Set free my Prince Ali


[Belle]

A whore! A whore!

A whore, a whore, a whore!

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This town's gone wild since I married Adam

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They think I'm going straight to hell (she'll burn [bottom] in hell)

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But the charges laid on me 

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Of bestiality

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Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell (she is a witch)

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Oh, no, I'm overrun by mad men (we're all crazy)

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I hear they plan to burn me at, at the stake (the witch will fry, that Belle must die)

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They legit believe I'm Satan

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And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away


[Pocahontas]
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After John Smith traveled back to England

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I helped my people cultivate the fields

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More English, French and Spaniards came to visit

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And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel

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They forced us into unknown lands of exile

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They pillaged, raped and left us all for dead

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So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon

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When I separate their bodies from their heads (wait, what!?)

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(Oh, no!) Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?

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(We're dead!) Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?

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Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball? (sacrè bleu!)

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Can you paint with the red colors in these men? (adiós, amigos)

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I can murder if I please

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'Cause I'm dying of disease

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I can paint with the red colors in these men

 
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[Ariel] Thanks to BP

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[Jasmine] Where's Prince Ali?

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[Belle] Bestiality

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[Pocahontas] I've got STDs