Enormous Penis Tab de uke por Da Vinci's Notebook

         C             G7
Whenever life get you down
           Dm          Fm
Keeps you wearing a frown
           C   D7        G7         C
And the gravy train has left you behind
               C          G7
And when your all out of hope
             Dm          Fm
Down at the end of your rope
       F               D7          G
And nobody's there to throw you a line

         F
If you ever get so low
                Fm
That you don't know which way to go
      C             G7          C
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
         F
Never worry 'bout a thing
         D7
Got the world on a string
            G                 D7        G7
Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues


[CHORUS]

           C                  A
I take a look at my enormous penis
          D7              G        C    G7
And my troubles start a-meltin' away
           C                  A
I take a look at my enormous penis
          D7                       G7
And the happy times are comin' to stay
          F
I got a sing and I dance
         Fm
When I glance in my pants
           C                       A7
And the feelin's like a sun shiny day
           D7          G7    C  B Bb A [NOTE: use bar chords for the C, B, and Bb]  
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-enis
        D7         G       C    G7
And everything is goin' my way


 
[Repeat chorus chords + whistle solo]    


          C                    A
I take a look at my enormous penis
          D7              G        C     G7
And my troubles start a-meltin' away
            C                   A
I take a look at my enormous penis
          D7                       G7
And the happy times are comin' to stay
             F
Yeah i got great big amounts 
         Fm
In the place where it counts
          C                        A7
And the feelin's like a sun shiny day
           D7          G7    C  B Bb A
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-enis
     D7              G       C               A
And ev'rything is goin' my way (my trouser monster)
    D7          G        C               A
Ev'rything is goin' my way (my meat is murder)
    D7          G        C                A
Ev'rything is goin' my way (size doesn't matter)
    D7          G7     C   Fm  C
Ev'rything is goin' my waaaaaaaaay
C7
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