Do I Creep You Out? taby ukulele według Weird Al Yankovic

Intro 

Cadd9     C (x4)

Cadd9 C     F   G                  C
I know that you don't know me very well
Cadd9 C      Am7  G/B
We've barely met, but I can surely tell
Am G        F     G      
No one will ever love you like I do

Cadd9 C   F        G                  C
I like to feel the warm spot on your chair
Cadd9 C     F         G/B
Sometimes I drool and usually I stare
Am G        F
My precious one
Am G         F                  G
I saved that gum that you threw in the garbage

C
You're the one I dream about
G                             Dm
But the only question with me now is
     F         G
Do I creep you out?

C
Everytime I shake your hand now
G                              Dm
Wanna stick your fingers in my mouth
     F         G
Do I creep you out?

Am       G               F    G
Call you every night and hang up, whoa, up
Am               G          Dm        
Gonna carve your name in my leg
      F        G
In my leg      Ohhh-OH

C
Something I should ask about

G                                  Dm
Can I sniff the pit stains on your blouse?
                F         
And do I creep you
               D
Do I creep you out?

D
Your restraining order's out
A                               Em
Still the only question with me now (oh, the only question)
        G         A
Is do I creep you out? (is do I creep you out?)

D
Know exactly where you live now
A                                   Em
Followed you from work back to your house
(Followed you from work back to your house)
           G         A
Well, do I creep you out?
               D
Do I creep you out?